Funny Wedding Invite Wordings I'm Getting Married In June And I Need Some Ideas. I Want To Have A Funky, Edgy, And Unique Wedding, ?

I'm getting married in June and i need some ideas. I want to have a funky, edgy, and unique wedding, ? - funny wedding invite wordings

Need some ideas for: Funny / to the wedding, intelligent and funny invited to the office, something cool.
PS We have a baby 1 years
Nothing about us is "traditional"
Thank you!